I really want some ice cream…
It drives me crazy when I just wake up really fucking horny. I mean what the fuck? Why am I so damn horny first thing in the morning?! I didn’t even have any erotic dreams or anything to spark it!
Paris holds the key to your heart!
requested by amyinthepond
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
“There he lay, a vast red-golden dragon, fast asleep; thrumming came from his jaws and nostrils, and wisps of smoke, but his fires were low in slumber.”
So apparently there’s a fucking tornado warning for very near my area! I don’t normally worry much about weather but I gotta admit this is a little concerning!